The best promise is the one un kept!

Wow almost a year since the promises and yet they are still delayed. Even though these people now have the things they owe me they continue making up excuses to not give them. A couple even try to call me pushy. Yeah, giving you over 7 months sure is pushy of me! Why can't they just say they won't give me that which they promise? I don't know. Must be a fun game to fuck with me and make me think I'm getting something that I'm not ever going to actually get. One so called friend has even pushed it to near a year and insists I will actually get it. Do people honestly think I am stupid enough to believe them at that point? Just fess up that you aren't going to give me it and I'll be a lot less pissed off then if you try this game with me. And then to call me pushy when I've given you so long...Yeah I'm clearly a pushy ass hole. I should give everyone an infinite amount of time to give me what I'm owed and never say a word. I'm sure even if they die I'll get it right? For now on I'm trapping these people in a cage and promising to let them go sometime. We'll see when but I'm SURE it'll be sometime right? They just need to be less impatient after 2 years of being caged silly humans. I have a cage with your name on it oh people who give false promises. I promise I'll let you out. I promise.

Oh no I have 3.999 GPA my life is over!

I am so tired of Mr. and Ms. Perfect bitching about their .001 GPA point off. I tried my best in High School and I got a 2.5GPA and I got into the collage I want so shut the hell up! Your High School GPA doesn't matter in life anyways. It's your Collage GPA that matters idiots! And once you get your degree that doesn't carry as much weight either. Parents who force their kids to get a 4.0GPA and punish them for a *gasp!* 3.999GPA! Yeah that's helping your child. Ruin their social and mental just for a perfect High School GPA that won't even matter after they get into Collage. Heaven forbid you tell anyone that though! They might get mad as that stick up their ass shifts from your argument. If these children were smart they'd pay back their parents when they grow up by not giving them a piece of the rich life they worked so hard for. "But Noved these parents are the people who helped these people get far in life!" Destroying their emotional life and making them seem like stuck up pricks was such a great parental responsibility. It's not like anyone likes these people for anything but their riches anyways. If they ever go broke no one is going to listen to their bitching and moaning. If I run into them I'm going to shove a stick way up their ass and through their head. They won't catch the irony but that's ok because I will. Want that stick up your ass to become a physical manifestation? Just rub your GPA in my face one more time and I'll be more then happy to comply.

edit: Since you people love examples here's an exact convo I had with a yahoo person about it:

snob (1/23/2006 7:22:29 PM): its not fair i study like hell for my finals and u have no homework
me (1/23/2006 7:22:48 PM): finals are all the way in may and were all the way back in Augest
snob (1/23/2006 7:23:02 PM): i know it s not fair
me (1/23/2006 7:23:04 PM): *December
me (1/23/2006 7:23:08 PM): somehow its not fair...
snob (1/23/2006 7:23:34 PM): its not fair because i dont want to fail (( *editors note: crying face*
snob (1/23/2006 7:23:37 PM): and im goin to
me (1/23/2006 7:23:48 PM): Just like I thought I would last semester
me (1/23/2006 7:23:57 PM): yet amazingly I didn't...
snob (1/23/2006 7:24:32 PM): i cant play the 15 major scales from memory
me (1/23/2006 7:24:38 PM): I can't either *editors note: Actually I can on flute I just don't care enough to do it regularly (reason given in next sentence)*
me (1/23/2006 7:24:41 PM): scales blow hard
snob (1/23/2006 7:24:45 PM): but thats my final and im going to FAIL IT
snob (1/23/2006 7:24:50 PM): and my GPA will be RUINED FOR EVER
me (1/23/2006 7:24:59 PM): .......
snob (1/23/2006 7:25:05 PM): im not kidding
snob (1/23/2006 7:25:10 PM): itll lower my cumulative gpa *editors note: because I am clearly too stupid to know that being in collage and all...*
me (1/23/2006 7:25:35 PM): And I'll knash my teeth at my 2.some GPA as people bitch about not getting a perfect 4.0
snob (1/23/2006 7:26:04 PM): i have a 3.999 *editors note: Oh dear god not .001 off!*
snob (1/23/2006 7:26:13 PM): because of one a minus which is LAME
me (1/23/2006 7:26:41 PM): ya and so is bitching about a NEAR perfect GPA
snob (1/23/2006 7:26:59 PM): fine w/e *editors note: ouch look at that burn...right...*
me (1/23/2006 7:27:19 PM): Well how do you think us people who try as hard as we can and get 2.5 GPAs feel
me (1/23/2006 7:27:28 PM): specialy when the other person is .001 off
snob (1/23/2006 7:29:21 PM): fine w/e it doesnt matter *editors note: I love how only her life matters don't you? Heaven forbid she feel for those less GPA godly then then herself.*
snob (1/23/2006 7:29:32 PM): im going to stop bitching and start studying again later

Gotta love how she's the one who get's pissed off about it eh? No stick up the ass there we sware!

My Blogs link! What a concept!

I am so sick of giving out the URLs of each and every one of my blogs. I linked up my blogs for a reason; so that you can go from one to the next easily and read them all in one sitting. Stop asking me for the urls for them if you already know one of them. I just fixed Blogger so that it too now links so go look at them right now! I made 4 blogs for a reason: to separate the good, bad, sad, and ugly. This way people know what each blog will be about and what tone it will be in so they can choose which blogs they will look at regularly and which they don't care for. If you ask me for the URL of a blog and you already know one I'm not sending you it. I don't need people who can't click a link looking at my blogs. Don't worry I will send you a complementary gift of Aztec warriors for trying out my blogs. Don't like the linking method? Don't bug me about it unless you like your heart being used for part of the massive Aztec Armageddon summoning.

I am not your opinion creator!

More and more people these days try to get me to give them the opinion they should have about something. I don't know what you should think about something and I don't care either. Here's one of my favorite examples:

Person: *states thing that may or may not be cool*
Me: cool?
Person: idk...if you want it to be
Me: I was asking you if it was
Person: i d k...im lost
Me: how are you lost!? is it cool or not!?
Person:i d k
Me: fuck you
Person: lol

Through this you get the combination of an idiot who can't form their own opinion, can't follow a conversation, and thinks everything is funny. That's 3 rants (including this one) combined. Does this deserve some kind of bonus combo punishment? I'd say give them an opinion like kill their parents and then themselves and their little dog too but they wouldn't be able to follow that for 2 seconds straight before getting lost. I guess the only thing we can do is send them into a park in the middle of a city where they'll get lost and not be able to find their way back to civilization and die. In case they do make it out we can force the opinion that they went the wrong way and have them go back into the park. They'll think it's funny so don't feel too bad about them. If the above example describes you then come on down to Park Survivor where the winner gets $1,000,000,000 with no government tax rip off the earnings. (Don't worry I won't go bankrupt anytime soon with these types of people).

Dreams are not the doorway to understanding your life

I can't believe that people waste their time writing bogus books about what dreams indicate about your life. I even more so can't believe that people buy into this. The saddest part is that if you compare books the "signs" can mean entirely different things. Dreams are your minds way of relaxing and maybe revealing your true feelings about someone. But don't read to much into it. I had a dream that a friend who I ended our friendship with this year completely ignored me when she passed me in the classroom the dream was based around (this reflected my life pretty well actually) but the very next night I had a dream we were in an intimate relationship. I don't have feelings for her, I'll probably never see her again, and I really don't care. The next person who "finds their purpose" through a dream is going to find that fulfilling a so called purpose is going to get to enjoy the best longest sleep ever in death (it is eternal rest after all is it not?). Want me to put you too sleep? Just tell me what prophecies your dream has revealed and I'll be more then happy too do so.

Want to make a plan? How about sticking too it.

I love people who take up lots of my time, resources, and energy to make a plan for us to do something and then when it hits they cancel it right up front or, my favorite, become impossible to get a hold of until it's too late. Too hard to give me a quick call or send me a quick email stating that you aren't available. Too busy to grab a phone and give me a 5 second message stating that you can't make it. I know it takes up TONS of time but a little consideration is always appreciated. How about I go and plan something that you really want to do and get you all hyped up about it, promise to pay for it and everything and get you all antsy and unable to sleep the night before. Then I'll casually forget and go about my day with my cell phone off letting you go from your emotional high to your emotional low in a second while I do my own fun things, maybe even do what we planned with friends who have consideration (with them paying of course but still...) and have a super fun time. What comes around goes around right? Well with me it sure is! Want to go somewhere fun and/or exciting with me? Then keep me up to date or you can sit around crying about "what could have been".

Oh my gosh! The person I like is ONE WHOLE YEAR older then me!!!

What is up with this new age requirement for dating? I had a girlfriend who was four entire years younger then me and nobody had a problem with it. Most people said we made a cute couple and expected us to be wed after we both graduated. Now it's "an unwritten rule" that you have to date within your same grade group. Why? What's the big deal about dating someone who is a little older or a little younger then you. I can understand huge age difference of like 10 years or more but come on! Until long distance made me and my ex break up we had a great relationship and everything was swell. Now people think it's gross and weird if you date some person who wasn't born in the same year as you. Love has no rules and doesn't plan to start following any "unwritten" ones you idiots make up. I say it's time to revive the mummies and make these idiots fall deeply in love with them and then have the mummies rip out their hearts to sacrifice for Ra. Those who break love's sacred laws shall become the sacrifices needed by Ra to make the New Kingdom.