LOL lol lololLOL Translation: I am a dumb ass that can only say "lol" LOL!
If I could go back in time and kill the inventor of this word I would do so in a heartbeat. If I could show this person the consequences of this word I'm sure they would kill themselves actualy. I am getting so sick of hearing this word all over the place especially when I am trying to be serious. Example time!
Me: Well my hamster died on the trip.
LOLFIEND#23342: lol
Me: What's so funny about my hamster being dead!
LOLFIEND#23342: IDK LOL!
After such instances I beat these people to a point near death and throw them on the street. While they lay there yelling for help which goes something like "LOL lol loool llloll Lol ;p; oops typo lol!" they usually die because no person can understand what the hell this idiot is shouting and no one really cares either except the preppie LOL teens who are usually to busy making out at the mall to give a care about anything other then all the boys they have "LOL totally been making out with LOL" The worst part is a ton of people are actually saying LOL in public not just in chats. Instead of actually laughing they just go "LOL WHAT A FUNNY JOKE LOL!" Soon laughter won't even be a part of our vocabulary because people will just walk around going "LOL, ROFL, LMAO ect. ect.". At around this time I will harness the power of their limited vocabulary to destroy every major city that has these idiots going around them without getting in trouble. Why won't I get in trouble you ask. It is quite simple. As the death missiles fly in everyone will just look up and go "LOL WRE GNG TO DI LOL!!!11" and watch their death approach right up to the explosions. This will leave no servivors making it infinitely easy to get away with this massive slaughter.
Me: Well my hamster died on the trip.
LOLFIEND#23342: lol
Me: What's so funny about my hamster being dead!
LOLFIEND#23342: IDK LOL!
After such instances I beat these people to a point near death and throw them on the street. While they lay there yelling for help which goes something like "LOL lol loool llloll Lol ;p; oops typo lol!" they usually die because no person can understand what the hell this idiot is shouting and no one really cares either except the preppie LOL teens who are usually to busy making out at the mall to give a care about anything other then all the boys they have "LOL totally been making out with LOL" The worst part is a ton of people are actually saying LOL in public not just in chats. Instead of actually laughing they just go "LOL WHAT A FUNNY JOKE LOL!" Soon laughter won't even be a part of our vocabulary because people will just walk around going "LOL, ROFL, LMAO ect. ect.". At around this time I will harness the power of their limited vocabulary to destroy every major city that has these idiots going around them without getting in trouble. Why won't I get in trouble you ask. It is quite simple. As the death missiles fly in everyone will just look up and go "LOL WRE GNG TO DI LOL!!!11" and watch their death approach right up to the explosions. This will leave no servivors making it infinitely easy to get away with this massive slaughter.
posted by Noved at 7/27/2005 08:18:00 PM
4 Comments:
Ah, memories of that one girl come rushing back...who was that again?
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Man that was a crapariffic blog if'n u ask me...lol
Wow, what a comment. And in what way was this a craparrific blog? I hope it's not because if lol was erased from our language that you would be left with a very short vocabulary.
Hey kulor that so wasnt me that sent that comment I like this blog, constant LOL piss me off too
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